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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Sailor style
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?" The owner replies, "He's such a liar." pink tree hooded knit
Keep your little one warm! And check our price! Fabric: A/W (wool and acryl)
Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.
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Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring – it was peace. - Milan Kundera Knit With Pink Bow
Fabric: A/W (wool and acryl),Satin If you don’t mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven. - An angel at St. Peter’s gate to a man seeking admittance. mink style coat
A dog wags its tail with its heart.
Yellow Striped Sweater
It's ribbed neck and bottom gives comfort and support for your dogs needs male or female. Fabric: Acrilic Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork and half a cow! They must think we’re the best hunters on earth! - Anne Tyler TS Yellow
Fabric: stretchable cotton
There's no such thing as a dumb dog; after all, while we're out working all day, they're home sleeping.
Red Visor
Size Information: Medium size fits most small dogs and some medium dogs with small heads. Example: maltese, Chihuahua, cokerpoo, dachshund, Pomeranian, min poodle, terriers. I talk to him when I'm lonesome like, and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat, For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that!
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